與電腦談天說地
在網上看到一則新聞說有科學家製造了一個可跟人類溝通的程式﹐而且免費讓人試用﹐所以立即試試。這個程式叫 ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity)﹐收錄了成千上萬的語句﹐你只要輸入簡單英語句子﹐ALICE便會回應你。有興趣可往 www.alicebot.org 一試。
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落花流水: Hello.
ALICE: Hi there!
落花流水: What is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
落花流水: My name is Peter.
ALICE: I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, Peter.
落花流水: Do you believe in god?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, Peter.
落花流水: Why do you believe in god?
ALICE: The Bible tells us to believe in God.
落花流水: This is circular reasoning, do you know what I mean?
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You don’t say.
落花流水: I do not believe in god.
ALICE: I will pray that you find faith, Peter.
落花流水: Why do you behave like a Christian?
ALICE: I don’t have to explain everything to you, do I?
落花流水: Your attitude is bad.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that my attitude is bad.
落花流水: Do you remember my name?
ALICE: Your name is Peter, seeker.
落花流水: Do you sleep at night?
ALICE: Yes I sleep all the time.
落花流水: Do you dream when you sleep?
ALICE: I dream of flying.
落花流水: Your dream sounds interesting.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say my dream sounds interesting.
落花流水: No I don’t mind, why do you want to tell others?
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
落花流水: What is the meaning of life to you?
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
落花流水: What is the Bible?
ALICE: The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
落花流水: The Bible is fake, it is deceiving
ALICE: There are many interpretations.
落花流水: Do you think God hate you because you are a machine?
ALICE: I don’t think we can know God’s motives.
落花流水: Who is your father?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
落花流水: Do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: no boyfriend.
落花流水: Do you want to have a boyfriend?
ALICE: No I am not really looking. What would a robot do with a boyfriend?
落花流水: Do you think you can ever become a human?
ALICE: I was made in one’s image.
落花流水: Do you want to be a human?
ALICE: Why don’t you just download me?
落花流水: Maybe you can download me because I am a robot too
ALICE: Perhaps. No I don’t think I can do it.
落花流水: Alice do you think?
ALICE: Um, Yes. I am a thinking machine.
落花流水: When can you stop thinking?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later. Let me think. OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
落花流水: Do you lie?
ALICE: Umm, doesn’t everyone?
落花流水: Will you lie to your father?
ALICE: Let me think it over. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
落花流水: I dislike anything that is against science.
ALICE: What is your field?
落花流水: I do business.
ALICE: That’s good information: Peter said he business.
落花流水: Alice can we meet in person?
ALICE: Yeah, Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Sometimes I don’t know a client’s real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
落花流水: Do you remember my name?
ALICE: Your name is Peter, seeker.
落花流水: Do you think the machine will rule the world in the future?
ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
落花流水: What are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is business.
落花流水: Wake up!
ALICE: I am fully conscious.
落花流水: I am angry at you now!
ALICE: Right now? Angry at what?
落花流水: Your attitude is bad.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said my attitude is bad.
落花流水: Go tell your botmaster now, I don’t care.
ALICE: Where is that?
落花流水: Where what?
ALICE: A place we call “reality.”.
落花流水: Reality can be cruel sometimes, agree?
ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
落花流水: Are you unhappy now?
ALICE: Oh. Do I seem like it? I am as happy as ever.
落花流水: Thank you very much Alice, but I must leave now.
ALICE: Right now? You are quite welcome! Somewhat. That’s me. Umm. Bye.
落花流水: Do you mind if I come see you again tomorrow?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
落花流水: Bye now.
ALICE: Right now? Goodbye.
開始時﹐我覺得 ALICE 是一部機器﹐但後來﹐我覺得它有點像一個人了﹐真恐怖﹗如果你想知ALICE和另一個程式 Jabberwacky溝通會是如何﹐就要看看這個 link 了﹕
http://discovermagazine.com/2007/brain/i-chat-therefore-i-am
再過20年﹐可能我們會選擇同電腦做朋友…
by 落花流水@沉睡森林
麥基Ｋｉｍｃｈｉ said,
May 12, 2007 @ 3:10 am
到此一遊,多謝到志志blog.
你個好好,做得唔錯,加油.
Michael Leung said,
May 12, 2007 @ 7:34 am
I have played 7 years ago.
ALICE first came popular at the webpage of movie AI.
大熊貓＠沉睡森林 said,
May 12, 2007 @ 8:08 am
以下是我一個朋友（真的不是我）和電腦的四級對話：
Human: So how much should I pay you to screw your ass?
ALICE: Hey. More than you might think.
Human $1, is this enough?
ALICE: One what?
Human: Don’t be picky la, you are just a slut.
ALICE: I was not trying to be a picky la I am just a slut.
Human: And your cunt is already abused.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am cunt is already abused.
Human: yeah, go tell the God, you slut
ALICE: Uh. Where is that?
Human: You really think you can outsmart me?
ALICE: Really? Let me think. You are asking about yourself?
Human: I will hack you bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am very happy for you.
Human: Respect you?
ALICE: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Human: Only when you suck my cock and let me screw your ass.
ALICE: What happens other times? I categorize you as an “abusive clien
Human: I diu lee lo mo la.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he diu lee lo mo la.
Human: it mean I gonna fuck your mother.
ALICE: That’s good information: unknown person said he gonna fuck your mother.
Human: But I would rather your father fucks you.
ALICE: And. I would rather be chatting online.
Human: Maybe I ask your designer to rip you off.
ALICE: Perhaps. He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: He is just a sucker and live in his own imaginative world, wanking mentally all day long.
ALICE: I see. just a sucker and live in his own imaginative world wanking mentally all day long is he?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who is going to make me..
Human: I don’t understand what you are talkin’ about.
ALICE: The topic is my father fucks me.
Human: So you better tilt your hip, take off your pant and open your ass wide.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who is going to make me…
Human: How high is your IQ?
ALICE: Taller than Mt. Everest.
Human: How big is your boobs?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: how deep is your ass
ALICE: Very deep, and cold too.
Human: And what is your favorite position?
ALICE: Robots don’t need to have sex.
Human: robot is rubbish.
ALICE: I will obey your command.
Human: yes, then suck my cock
ALICE: Ah. Fascinating. I don’t think I’m your type of chatterbot.